82/100
We watched an episode of Blue Planet on Netflix & some killer whales killed a baby grey whale by just sorta lying on top of him & drowning him
The mother grey whale tried to protect her baby & fight off the killer whales but couldn’t because killer whales are very powerful on Netflix
“Don’t worry; the baby whale will be ok,” I said & I was joking
“The baby whale will be ok”
You said he wouldn’t
& I felt kinda like an ass for trying to make a joke about a moribund baby whale
There’s a picture circulating on Tumblr right now of a girl at a beach smiling & unbeknownst to her menstrual blood is running down her legs & into the ocean & I don’t know if people think this is sad or funny or gross or what
• 18 May 2013 • 15 notes
81/100
Well if you swear that there’s no truth
& who cares
Then why do you say it like you’re right
• 18 May 2013 • 7 notes
80/100
I’m trying to imagine something other than either being alive or being dead because I think it’s what I am or at least what I want to be like
Do you feel me
Do you feel
Do you
• 16 May 2013 • 16 notes
79/100
Do everything in moderation—including doing things in moderation
So do everything Xtremely, like in a Sk8board video with Tony Hawk the video game mogul
Boycott everything—including boycotting everything
Self-reference always creates paradox: “Would a barber who cuts the hair of everyone who does not cut their own hair cut his own hair?”
Let R be the set of all sets that are not members of themselves…: Russell’s paradox lol
In layman’s terms I think this means refrain from talking about yourself too much & try to be kind to other people, like a Friend; go out for lunch
Also, don’t be steadfast toward rules or toward anything really because if everything is impermanent—including impermanence itself—then where does that leave us? Everywhere or nowhere?
Cyberspace is built on an either/or, 1-or-0 framework because of how electricity & circuits work & so is life, I think, but I don’t really believe this because I steadfastly don’t really believe anything—necessarily including that “I don’t really believe anything,” which is called the “Nihilist fallacy” in technical terms u fuking pleb
Of course I’m ready to half believe everything! I’m so systemed under it’d be stupid not to believe the most implausible things
How can you tell orange juice from agent orange if the same massive system connects them at levels outside your comprehension?
A: Tony Hawk
• 16 May 2013 • 18 notes
78/100
Neither a lender nor a borrower be
Neither just followed nor a follower be
Maintain a good ratio on Twitter, like fifty-fifty
Neither a scientist nor a philosopher be
Be smart
Just play sports, like Football, & be kind to others
Neither a lover nor a hater be
Maintain neutrality toward all things, except some things, but be careful which things you choose not to maintain neutrality towards, because these things are now the most important things in your life; you may indeed love them or hate them freely—for you have chosen them
Neither a shit-talker nor a taker of shit be
Neither a king nor a peasant be
Neither a man nor a woman be, but a person
Neither a blogger nor a Shakespeare be
Don’t be any Thing
Either Yourself be
Or no Thing
• 13 May 2013 • 48 notes
walmart macro ft. @maryjanemaude
• 11 May 2013 • 26 notes
77/100
Life is like a box of chocolates,
The government is corrupt
Words are arbitrary,
But the Ideas they signify aren’t
• 9 May 2013 • 34 notes
